So here we go with my first, in no particular order the top ten lies of the twenty first century
- One size fits all
- Hold Up Stockings
- Off course I'll still respect you in the morning
- I'll be ready in a minute
- That was great ~ it doesn't matter whether it's about sex or food it's the same lie.
- Nothing's wrong, I'm fine, ~ the may be the lie most frequently told by women to men
- You look lovely in that ~ mmmm
- I start my diet tomorrow
- Off course your bottom doesn't look big in it ~ when he really means "Honey your bottom would look big in Wyoming"
- I'm stuck in traffic
And as a special seasonal bonus
Lovely, it's just what I've always wanted.