No I don't mean underskirts, I worry about slipping up, making a mistake especially when it comes to getting everything right for a performance. I have nightmares about arriving at the wrong venue (it has happened on one occasion I arrived at the Roman Catholic Southwark Cathedral instead of the Anglican one), or with the wrong clothes (again it happens white shirt instead of black etc.) so I like to make sure I avoid these sort of slips.
As I said earlier, tomorrow I have agreed to play in a concert with a local band that I am not a member of but am a good friend to. Just to make sure that I had all the details correct I sent a text message to the conductor.
"OK for Sat. please confirm time venue and dress"
"7pm St. Paul's Church. Black dress for you"
Does he know something he shouldn't? as he often wears a kilt as formal wear I replied
"Are you suggesting I wear a dress to distract the audience from you wearing a skirt?"
Having said all that I do have night mares, real night mares about getting on stage and not having my music, sometimes I wake up in near panic about a concert that isn't even real, but where I found myself on the stage all dressed up with my instrument and ready to play a solo but with no music so unable to perform.
There should be none of these problems on Sunday, I will be wearing an LBD and my music is in the trombone case! If you haven't bought your tickets yet get them here.