So we're all aware of the terms Transgender, Transvestite and Transsexual, but did you know there are so many more categories than that? Here are just a few examples:
- Transparent: When your father is actually your mother.
- Transistor: When your brother decides to become your sister.
- Transcontinental: A lady living in New York City named Paula that used to be a man named Paul in San Francisco.
- Transport: A long haul truck driver in a red cocktail dress named Bob.
- Transubstantiate: When you try to justify your reasons for cross dressing.
- Transpose: You pretend to be a cross dresser.
- Transmission: Two twenty year old guys in black skirts and white blouses riding around on bicycles handing out the Book of Mormon.
- Transplant: Your gardener Freida used to be your gardener Fred.
- Transient: A homeless cross dresser.
- Transact: An actor who cross dresses.
- Transverse: A poet who cross dresses.
- Transmute: A cross dresser who cannot speak.
- Transunion: Militia that the Confederacy feared the most.
- Transpirational: A minister who cross dresses.
- Transpire: You are nervous about cross dressing and you sweat a lot.
- Transfuse: Cross dressing electrician.
- Tranship: Luxury cruises for trans people.
- Transcend: When Kimmy uploads new pics to Flickr.
- Transcript: A doctor who writes hormone prescriptions.
- Translator: A procrastinating cross dresser.
- Transformation: Several crossdressers at the Wal-Mart check out line.
- Transylvania: The brand of light bulb most flattering to crossdressers.
- Transit: Remembering to keep your knees together when wearing a short skirt.
- Transgression: Two cross dressers fighting over a bra on sale at Victoria's Secret.
- Translate: Oops! I've got to go!
2 comments:
How about
Transfigure: A crossdresser who wears body shapewear.
Or
Transverse: A poetic crossdresser.
Transship (Alternate definition): To advocate for a relationship between two particular fictional transgender characters.
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