After all today is international "Talk Like a Pirate Day" and I feel that we should all join in, not for any good reason, but more because there is no good reason, indeed it is all very silly.
But I like silly.
To err is Human,
to Ahhrrrrgh is Pirate
How much does a Pirate get charged for his piercings? A Buck an ear.
"I know a Pirate with a wooden leg called Jake"
Why do I like my job so much today? It's doubloons!