Translations

This came up the other day on a forum I belong to, I like it so much that I thought I would share

So we're all aware of the terms Transgender, Transvestite and Transsexual, but did you know there are so many more categories than that? Here are just a few examples:

• Transparent: When your father is actually your mother.
• Transistor: When your brother decides to become your sister.
• Transcontinental: A lady living in New York City named Paula that used to be a man named Paul in San Francisco.
• Transport: A long haul truck driver in a red cocktail dress named Bob.
• Transubstantiate: When you try to justify your reasons for cross dressing.
• Transpose: You pretend to be a cross dresser.
• Transmission: Two twenty year old guys in black skirts and white blouses riding around on bicycles handing out the Book of Mormon.
• Transplant: Your gardener Freida used to be your gardener Fred.
• Transient: A homeless cross dresser.
• Transact: An actor who cross dresses.
• Transverse: A poet who cross dresses.
• Transmute: A cross dresser who cannot speak.
• Transunion: Militia that the Confederacy feared the most.
• Transpirational: A minister who cross dresses.
• Transpire: You are nervous about cross dressing and you sweat a lot.
• Transfuse: Cross dressing electrician.
• Tranship: Luxury cruises for trans people.
• Transcend: When Kimmy uploads new pics to Flickr.
• Transcript: A doctor who writes hormone prescriptions.
• Translator: A procrastinating cross dresser.
• Transformation: Several crossdressers at the Wal-Mart check out line.
• Transylvania: The brand of light bulb most flattering to crossdressers.
• Transit: Remembering to keep your knees together when wearing a short skirt.
• Transgression: Two cross dressers fighting over a bra on sale at Victoria's Secret.
• Translate: Oops! I've got to go!